Hand

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Hand (aka Handarazuur) is the one-man Grammar Gestapo of the Relic Forums and IRC Greetbot. He likes long walks on the beach, compulsive lying and correcting other people's mistakes, such as the constant misspelling of his name (i.e. "Handarazur"). He moderates the Studio.

He is currently writing a three-part novel under the collective title Once Upon a Time in the Future, which takes place over approximately twenty-four hours on the 22nd of December, 2212, and steals from every book and movie he has ever read. In researching the novel, Hand often pesters visitors on IRC with technical queries (Eg. the flora of upper Cretaceous Mongolia, transgenic chimeras, the plausibility of vegetable oil-based jet propulsion, the probability of the moon falling into the sun in the event of Earth suddenly disappearing, etc.) or seemingly completely random boneheaded questions (Eg. Are humans solid state? How fast must you fly to get from Darwin to New York in five hours? What does jellyfish taste like? If your car could speak, who would it sound like? etc.). His book will be much better than Bnonn's, eventually.