Frstkor13

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frstkor13
close your ears folks, unless that is you actually want to die of spontaneous orgasm attacks.
a.k.a.	frst, frstkor
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frstkor13 was a founder of the Freelance armada, an occasional Relic Forums poster, and former moderator. At his peak in Homeworld he was one of the most skilled players in the game and was a master of the default map Talas Crossroads. He was and is however an admitted hothead and sore loser, and his hate of being defeated apparently assisted him in his drive to become one of the best.

Inciting forum wars within the Homeworld Community were also a great pasttime of frst's. Visting RedStarDAB's community forum or the general discussion of the Freelance forums would frequently display some of the most entertaining arguements and flamewars ever seen.

frst now plays EVE Online, where he is a member of Evolution. He has also had unknown connections to the Guiding Hand Social Club[1], a player group responsible for the largest theft in the game's history.[2][3]

Controversy

Frst has long been plagued by accusations of homosexuality. Despite considerable evidence in favor of these claims, Frst has firmly denied all these accusations. In response to recent criticism, Frst made the statement, "Hey, I didn't suck on it, I just put it in my mouth."

Despite his firm denials, many continue to believe he is in fact a raving homosexual. Several pictures [4] supposedly taken from from candid cameras show Frst in compromising situations. Numerous upstanding community members with significant personal experience with Frst have gone on the record to expose him for what he is. In a recent interview, RedStar, one of the communities most respected members, spilled the beans about Frst. "Yeah, he's pretty damned gay. I mean, he likes men and stuff. Once he touched my ass. Sometimes I have nightmares about him, and I wake up screaming. With a wet spot," confessed RedStar. Another close acquaintance of Frst, ProtoNuclear, has even go so far as to say, "He is just a hateful, angry man. I think if he could appreciate true art more, maybe he wouldn't have turned to sodomy. Oh, and I think he's also a Muslim."

Of course another possibility is that many of these people have created alternate realities in which they actually believe frst could be with them and love them. There is far more evidence to suggest that frst is actually a pimp [5] [6] than a homosexual. Critics, however, point out that gay men are often surrounded by large numbers of platonic female friends. Because all the photos involving Frst and women have been procured by Frst, and not an unbiased third-party, their neutrality and authenticity are suspect. It is very conceivable, even probable, that Frst paid these women for photo shoots to perpetuate the myth of his heterosexuality that he is so desperate to maintain. Conversely, these beautiful women, being of the real world and unfamiliar with the Wiki and IRC, may actually exist and have no idea that the sexuallity of their pimp is in question by obsessive geeks like DoltIncognito.

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