Biffy

You can clearly see the inflated nutritional facts on Biffy's wholesome cake mix.

biffy's inflated stats on RelicQA.com are clearly visible (click to enlarge) in this screenshot.

Biffy Facts

Biffy makes a mean cake.
Biffy's Slogan is "1000 Recipes, 2 calories."
Biffy is a Relic employee often seen on IRC (where he is harassed alot)
His official title is "Relic Online Designer", so he is behind the design of Relic Online and relicqa.com
During the Company of Heroes beta, he had modified database entries in the relic online stats database and had over 1000 wins and only 2 losses (his real stats are on the account superbiffy)
He also claims to be able to win any Company of Heroes game in 12 seconds, although this claim is unverified
The Dawn of War map "Biffy's Peril" may be related to Biffy.
He is responsible for the multiplayer ladder at RelicQA.com and its useful XML feeds
Biffy fails at setting realistic expectations
Biffy is featured in a CoH ytmnd
Biffy is convinced that all German towns with a connection to the Autobahn are called "Assfart"